Memo From GOD To: YOU Date: TODAY Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE I am God. "Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help." Evolution of a house Jokes Life with Liz (funny stories) Real Police Humor    Cartoons Cartoons (2) The Back Pew Word Challenge   My Favorite Joke A New Pastor A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came upon this one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it on the back of the door. Revelation 3:20: "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me." Later in the week, as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate Below his message was the notation "Genesis 3:10." Genesis 3:10: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked: so I hid myself."